Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
G-Dragon: " my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
Key: " I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
Chanyeol: "I'm bored."
Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
Mir: " Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
Niel: "Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
Siwon: "I've come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
Hoya: "I hate purple."
Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."
Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."
Sunggyu: "I can see you."
Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"
Changmin: "I'm not hungry"
Sooyoung: "I'm full"
Onew: "I hate chicken!"
Kris: "Yes, let's do it!"
Taeyeon: Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly
Tiffany: I hate pink
Jessica: I don't want to sleep
Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi"
Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting"
Bom: "I hate corn"
Heechul: "I'm ugly"
Yesung: "I ate turtle soup today"
Yongguk: "My voice is so high pitched"
Woohyun: "Aegyo and greasy things make me vomit"
Lee Joon: "I hate variety shows"
Wooyoung: "I speak perfect english"
T.O.P: "I can't wait to reveal my body today"
Jonghyun: "My tweets show how sophisticated I am"
Zelo: "Tomatoes are gross"
J.Y.P: "Whispering is inappropriate"